So much for Animal Rights

Oxford was busy at the weekend (after eventually finding a parking space). The city was choc-a-block with Police. What was going on? Oh it’s those animal rights protesters again – fighting to save the fluffy inmates at the Oxford University animal labs.

Awnty noticed a gory gash on the nose of a policeman’s horse.

“How did that happen?” asks Awnty.

“It was one of the animal protesters - he hit my horse with a wooden baton. They want to stop cruelty to animals - obviously just not all animals” replies the policeman.

“Bastards!” replies Awnty.