Liberal Democrat = Dreary

The Liberal Democrats didn’t have a lot of choice for a new leader did they? They had to choose between Norman, Norman and, er, Norman. The candidates all reminded me of that old Twix TV advert – you know “Norm’s the name and norms the game”. John Major, train spotter, grey anorak and sandals are all images that come to mind.

As someone correctly pointed out on BBC1’s Question Time last night – bring back the alcoholic! At least Charlie made the party remotely interesting…